Classic Facebook Status Posts:

Classic Facebook Status Posts:

1. Tell a girl she’s beautiful a million times and she’ll never believe you. Call her ugly once, and she’ll never forget it.
2. I’d love to walk into this closet and end up in Narnia right now.
3. Having plans sounds great until you realize you have to put on clothes and makeup and actually leave the house.
4. Muffins AKA “screw it, I’m having cake for breakfast.”
5. Nothing makes me more sad and mad than seeing the nicest people being treated like crap.
6. I saw a cool bumper sticker on a back of a SUV . . . “Do you follow Jesus this close?”
7. When I was a kid…no wait, I still do that.
8. It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced “Haha, f*ck you!”.
9. I listen to the first 30 seconds of an accidental butt-dial like I’m in an FBI van.
10. Really looking forward to the “50 Shades of Grey” theme ride.
11. Fall is a great time to save money by not buying razors.
12. Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
13. Life is all about tough decisions such as… Getting enough sleep or staying on the internet.
14. Studied for 30 seconds… I’m gonna rock this f*ckin test.
15. I miss your smile, but I miss mine more.