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Showing posts with label santa banta jokes. Show all posts

Latest top 5 bollywood jokes in hindi

Latest top 5 bollywood jokes in hindi

Latest top 5 bollywood jokes in hindi

Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi… 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari..
Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to mc dege tumhari..
Honey singh: ok bye

Malilika sheravat gives handkerchief to a tailor and asks to stitch three dresses.
Tailor replies what to do with remaining cloth!

‘Rajnikant went to world
cooking championship…
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in
finale???
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Lal mirch ki meethi kheer…’

‘Sholay ki Team ne IPL mein hissa liya
Gabber k Bowlers ne 20 over me 350 Run diye & us mein 200 Runs Extra thay.
Btao Q
Q K
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Wicket keeper Thakur tha.’

Salman: Aaj mere baap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai,3 farm house hai tumhare pas kya he?
Amitabh: Mere bete k pas tera maal hai!

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Funny Girlfriend* - Boyfriend Jokes in Hindi

Funny Girlfriend* - Boyfriend Jokes in Hindi

Funny Girlfriend* - Boyfriend Jokes in Hindi

Funny Girlfriend* - Boyfriend Jokes in Hindi


Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
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Boy: Nahi
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Girl: Q Nahi?
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Boy: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He ki Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.. ;-):P :P

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Father - Boy Jokes in Hindi

Boy in Church : I have sinned.
Father : What's it my son?
Boy : Father, I slept with Married Woman
Father : I get such confessions often, was it Suzy from Gary Apartment?
Boy : No Father?
Father : Mona from Palm Garden?
Boy : No
Father : Rachel from Vila Building?
Boy runs out of the church & meets his friends.
Friends : Did you confess?
Boy : No, but i have got some SOLID LEADS ...?
Moral:
Boys will always be Boys....hahahah lollzzzz

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Latest Santa Vs Dukandar Jokes in Hindi

Latest Santa Vs Dukandar Jokes in Hindi

Latest Santa Vs Dukandar Jokes in Hindi

Santa Vs Dukandar Jokes in Hindi

Ek Baar Santa Cold drinks ki
dukan
per gaya Or Dukandar se bola..!!
Ek pepsi bottle kholo bhai..
Dukandar ne khol di.
Phir kaha aik 7-up bhi
kholo..
Dukandar ne khol di.
Phir kaha aik sprite bhi kholo..
Dukandar ne khol di.
Phir kaha aik Mountain
Dew bhi
kholo
yar..
Dukandar ko gussa aya aur
Bola:
Tu kaunsi piye ga mere baap..??
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Santa : Bhaijan peeni to koi nhi
hai..
muje to ye bottle khulne ki
aavaj badi pasand hai..
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thasssss
thasssss... :p :D

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Super Funny Hindi funny jokes

Super Funny Hindi funny jokes

Super Funny Hindi funny jokes

Super Funny Hindi funny jokes

Ek din Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne ke liye
dariya me kood gayi.
1 damad ne bacha liya.
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Saas ne use Car di
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2nd day fir kudi
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2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili..
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3rd day fir kudi..
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3rd damad ne socha”Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda”
Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us daamad ko
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Mercedes mili
wo Kaise..?
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Sasur Ne di.

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Suna hai sarkar Gareebon ke liye

Suna hai sarkar Gareebon ke liye

Suna hai sarkar Gareebon ke liye

Suna hai sarkar Gareebon ke liye

Suna hai sarkar Gareebon ke liye
6 crore shochalai banwa rahi hai…
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Aray bhai
Pehle gareeb to khilao to sahi

Khayega India
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Tabhi to
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Jayega India.

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Funny love failure quotes in Hindi

Funny love failure quotes in Hindi

Funny love failure quotes in Hindi

Funny love failure quotes in Hindi

Boy: I Love U
Girl: But I Love Someone Else.
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Boy: Okay, No Problem…
your happiness Is More
Important For Me Than Ur Love.
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MORAL: Jaha Aur Kuch Nahi Kar
Sakte Wahan
Dialogue To Acche chipka dene chahiye..

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Teacher-Pappu funny Hindi jokes

Teacher-Pappu funny Hindi jokes

Teacher-Pappu funny Hindi jokes

Teacher-Pappu funny Hindi jokes


TEACHER:- अगर कल home work नही किया
तो मुर्गा बनाऊंगा !!
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Pappu:- सर मैं मुर्गा नही खाता
मटर पनीर बना लेना.

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New Funny SMS in Hindi Joke*

New Funny SMS in Hindi Joke*

New Funny SMS in Hindi Joke*

New Funny SMS in Hindi Joke*


कॉफ़ी शोप में एक आदमी को देखा

वो ना तो अपने मोबाइल में कुछ कर रहा था, ना ही अपने laptop में।
बिलकुल पागल हो जैसे
सिर्फ़ कॉफ़ी पी रहा था।
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दिमाग शरीर का मुख्य भाग है। ये 24 घण्टे काम करता है

यह जन्म से काम चालू करता है और तब तक करता रहता है जब तक कि....

शादी नही हो जाती।
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गरबे का season खत्म हो गया है...
अब सारी Angels और Princess कमर पर दुपट्टा बांधे घर मे झाडु फटका करती नजर आऐंगी....

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Funny Hindi Latest SMS Joke { Chutkule }

Funny Hindi Latest SMS Joke { Chutkule }

Funny Hindi Latest SMS Joke { Chutkule }

Funny Hindi Latest SMS Joke { Chutkule } 


साँसे अपनी रोककर 
तुझे छूने की तमन्ना
हल्का सा छूकर 
ख़ुशी-ख़ुशी लौट आना...
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ये कोई रोमांटिक शायरी नही
कब्बडी की परिभाषा है

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Latest Funny Hindi Jokes on Wife

Latest Funny Hindi Jokes on Wife

Latest Funny Hindi Jokes on Wife

Funny Hindi Jokes on Wife

अगर एक आदमी शांत है तो कोई बात नहीं।
अगर एक महिला शांत है तो समझिए कि तूफान आने वाला है..।।



जो भी मैरे लिए लड़की ढूंढ के लाएगा उसे में
5 किलो प्याज दूंगा....
सिंगलो के हित में जारी


दिग्विजय सिंह और अमृता की शादी उन लड़कियों के गाल पर करारा तमाचा है जो लड़को का जरा सा गंजापन देखकर उन्हें अंकल कहकर उनका दिल तोड़ देती हैं!

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Faltu Hindi Joke { Maine DHOKE hi khaye hai }

Faltu Hindi Joke { Maine DHOKE hi khaye hai }

Faltu Hindi Joke { Maine DHOKE hi khaye hai }

Faltu Hindi Joke { Maine DHOKE hi khaye hai }

Arz kiya hai…
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Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai..
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Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai..
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Grapes,🍇🚿
Mango,🍋🚿
Apple,🚿
Chiku🍈🚿
amrud🍏🚿
cherry🍒🚿
Pineapple🍍🚿
Strawberry🚿
Pear🍐🚿
Watermelon🚿
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Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain.
Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana..
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Hygenic hota hai…

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{ आदर्श भारतीय नारी } Wife Joke in Hindi

{ आदर्श भारतीय नारी } Wife Joke in Hindi

{ आदर्श भारतीय नारी } Wife Joke in Hindi

{ आदर्श भारतीय नारी } Wife Joke in Hindi

~~आदर्श भारतीय नारी~~🙅💆         †*************_                  
पत्नी 🙋: खाने में क्या बनाऊँ ?
पति :: 👲कुछ भी बना लो — वैसे क्या बनाओगी ?
पत्नी : 💁जो आप कहो ।
पति :: 😝दाल चावल बना लो ।
पत्नी : 🙎सुबह तो खाए थे ।
पति :: 😍रोटी सब्ज़ी बना लो ।
पत्नी : 🙋बच्चे नहीं खाएँगे ।
पति :: 😵छोले पूरी बना लो ।
पत्नी : 👰मुझे फ्राइड चीज़ों से हैवी हो जाता है ।
पति :: 😯अंडा भुर्जी बना लो ।
पत्नी : 🙍आज मंगलवार है ।
पति :: 😔पराँठे ?
पत्नी :💁 रात को ?
पति :: 😏होटल से मंगवा लेते हैं ।
पत्नी : 🏃रोज़ रोज़ बाहर का खाना नहीं खाया जाता ।
पति :: 😖कढ़ी चावल ?
पत्नी : 🙆दही नहीं है
पति :: 😢इडली साम्भर ?
पत्नी : 🙆टाइम लगेगा पहले बताना था न !
पति :: 😳एक काम करो मैगी बना लो ।
पत्नी : 🙆उससे पेट नहीं भरता ।
पति ::😩 पास्ता बना लो ।
पत्नी :🙅 उससे लूज़ मोशन नहीं हो जायेंगे ?
पति ::😨 भिन्डी फ्राई और रोटी बना लो 
पत्नी : 💆यार भिन्डी को काटने में तो बहुत टाइम लगता है ।
पति :: 😰फ्रूट सलाद ही खा लेते है ।
पत्नी :🙋 रात को भूख लगेगी ।
पति :: 😬बेक्ड वेजिटेबल बना लो ।
पत्नी : 👰उफ़ माइक्रोवेव को भी अभी ही ख़राब होना था ।
पति :😿: खिचड़ी ही बना दो ।
पत्नी :🙇 कूकर धुला हुआ नहीं है ।
पति :: 😱फिर क्या बनाओगी ?
पत्नी : जो आप कहें !!  💁💁💁
💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃      
😰😩😢😳😍😩😇😱😪😰😨.

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Aaj Ka Khatarnaak Joke in Hindi { Ek murgi 🐤aur uske 3 bache }

Aaj Ka Khatarnaak Joke in Hindi { Ek murgi 🐤aur uske 3 bache  }

Aaj Ka Khatarnaak Joke in Hindi { Ek murgi 🐤aur uske 3 bache }

Aaj Ka Khatarnaak Joke in Hindi 

Ek murgi 🐤aur uske 3 bache 🐣 road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,
 hum saato ne road cross karli🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔
7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Socho
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😜😝😜😜😝😝😜
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Arey yaar! 
Bachche🐣🐣🐤 hai kuch b bolte rehte hai. Tum tension mat lo !! 

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Desi Jokes in Hindi - Faadu Masti Bhare Joke

Desi Jokes in Hindi - Faadu Masti Bhare Joke

Desi Jokes in Hindi - Faadu Masti Bhare Joke

Desi Jokes in Hindi - Faadu Masti Bhare Joke


नंगे पाव चलता इन्सान को लगता है
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कि "चप्पल होते तो कितना अच्छा होता"
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बाद मेँ,
"साइकिल होती तो कितना अच्छा होता"
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उसके बाद,
"मोपेड होता तो थकान नही लगती"
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बाद मेँ सोचता है
"मोटर साइकिल होती तो बातो-बातो मेँ
रास्ता कट जाता"
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फिर ऐसा लगता है,
"कार होती तो धुप नही लगती"
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फिर लगता है कि,
"हवाई जहाज होती तो इन ट्राफिक
कि झंझट नही होती"
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जब हवाई जहाज मेँ बेठकर नीचे हरे-भरे घास
के मैदान
देखता है तो सोचता है,
कि "नंगे पाव घास मेँ चलता तो दिल
को कितनी तसल्ली मिलती"
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"जरुरत के मुताबिक जिंदगी जिओ -
ख्वाहिशों के मुताबिक नहीं।
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“क्योंकि जरुरत
तो फकीरों की भी पूरी हो जाती है और
ख्वाहिशें बादशाहों की भी अधूरी रह
जाती है”

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50+ Santa Banta Jokes SMS - Whatsapp Jokes

50+ Santa Banta Jokes SMS - Whatsapp Jokes

50+ Santa Banta Jokes SMS - Whatsapp Jokes

50+ Santa Banta Jokes SMS - Whatsapp Jokes

Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai.
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 Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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 santa ki beti "LAADO" Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO"
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 Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai... Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi... Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab
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 How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.
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 once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match
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 Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
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 How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.
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 Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...!sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai....
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 Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
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 In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step
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 Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &dfamous "sastria_Kaal"
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 SantaBanta: What is a Sindhi called who falls from : 1st floor - Thadani. 17th floor - Kriplani. 30th floor - Marjani.
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 once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y'coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match
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 SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
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 Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
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 Sardar 1: mene apne bete ka naam america rakha hai.Sardar 2: kyu?Sardar 1: me duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me america ka baap hu...|
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 Sardar watching TV with WifeWife"If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done?"Sardar"I would have watch TV with candle
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 A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?Srdar:3month.wife:or meri shadi ko.Srdar:3mnthwife:or bacha kitne month k baad.Srdar:3 mnth.Wife:total kitne hue.
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 1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.
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 A sardarji went 2 a STD PCO ISD shop n slapped the operator twice ....guess why? cuz der it was witten...'number dial karne se pehele do lagae'..!
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 3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga
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 A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji.. Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..! Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay, fir mein teri asal maarta hu?
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 Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.
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 Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.
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 Fakir to SANTA ke Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.SANTA Ye Lo HAJMOLA?
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 SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
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 Sardar after throwing his mobile in wateAa aa upar aa?Frnd: Arre,pani me mobile feka to wo upar kaise aaega?Sardar:Oye, kyun nahi aaega....Dolphin hai jump bhi marega!!
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 A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark
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 A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.Ring master- Can anyone do it? SANTA:-main aata hun par pehle sher ko to hatao.
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 SANTA witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who's seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, "Please..call me..ambulance".SANTA replied "Ok, ok Ambulance . . . !
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 In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it"s loss or profit? SANTA Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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 SANTA sukhe khet mein boat chala raha tha BANTA-aise SARDARO ne hi SARDARO ka naam kharab kiya hai,agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta
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 SANTA g school mein 1 white aur 1 black shoes pehan kar chaly gay principal ne SANTA g ko bolaya or kaha ghar ja k shoes chang kar k ao SANTA g boly koi faeeda nahi sir ghar mein b 1 white or 1 black hi ha
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 Sardar Son: Daddy! My stomach is paining. Sardar:That's because your stomach is empty. Sardarson: Oh! Now I understand Why you always have headache.
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 SANTA Used to go college with his Dog ... After few years he had to go alone why ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Beacause the Dog GRADUATED.
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 Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential?Santa: U are my son I'm Confident. Ur friend is also my son, that's Confidential.
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 Santa attending a interview in a software company.Interviewer:Do u knw MS Office?SANTA:Give the address.I wll find out where it is
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 How Can U Take d Window Seat From a Santa Going To London..?? Guess.?Ans:Tell Him That d Seats To London Are In d Middle ROW
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 Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Santa: B.Com final year"
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 Teacher :What do u call a person who cannot hear?Sardar:U cn cal him anything ,bcoz he cannot hear!
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 Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota haiMan:wo kaise?Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!
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 Sardar:Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?SalesMan:PLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar:Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na .
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 Shadi me sardar bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.Dusre ne pucha kab tak khaoge?SardaR Main to khud kha kha k thak gayaa hu pr card me likha thaDinne7 to 10pm
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 Santa Ask Banta: Why R U Watching The Funeral By Binocular. . . ?Banta Replies: Yaar Duur Ka Rishtedaar Tha Bechaara . .
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 Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja sakti.Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge
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 SANTA: Wat is d different between POETRY and ESSAY?BANTA: Any word said by girlfriend is poetry..!Anything said by wife is essay
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 This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him: "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai". Sardarji replies: "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai,
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 school me master ji ne santa se poochha: "mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai, to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaaoge ??"santa:"kami-na.!!!"
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 Sardar bought a new colour tv and put it in the water!!! why.? Why? Why?To check whether colour goes or not..!
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 Santa always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:1. It helps saving revision time.2. He can keep a watch on himself.3. He likes combined studies
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 Sardar ka dhaba:Custome Oye sardar teri lassi me makkhi he..Sardar:Oye chupkar Dil bada rakh ye nan hi si jaan teri kitni lassi piyegi
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Gabbr Jokes in Hindi - गब्बर और लादेन चुटकुले

Gabbr Jokes in Hindi - गब्बर और लादेन चुटकुले

Gabbr Jokes in Hindi - गब्बर और लादेन चुटकुले

Gabbr Jokes in Hindi - गब्बर और लादेन चुटकुले

एक बार गब्बर और लादेन नर्क मेँ टहल
रहे थे हुजूर
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:
तभी उन्हे एक STD दिखी तो उन्होने
सोचा क्यु ना अपन अपने मुल्क मेँ फोन करके
मुल्क के
हालात जाने जायेँ ।
: पहले गब्बर ने भारत मेँ फॉन किया
और दस मिनट तक
बात करके देश के हालात जाने । फिर
उसने STD का बिल पुछा ?
STD संचालक ने कहा :- दो हजार रुपये
गब्बर ने तुरंत दो
हजार रुपये का भुगतान कर दिया । :
अब बारी लादेन की थी हुजूर ……
उसने भी अपने मुल्क पाकिस्तान मेँ फोन लगाया
और
करीब दो घंटे तक
अपने
देश के हालात के बारे मेँ फोन पे बात
की ……।
:
आखिर लादेन ने भी बात खत्म करके
STDसंचालक से
बिल
पुछा ?
: लादेन : कितने पेसे हुवे ?
:
STD वाला : जी कोइ चार्ज नहि
: लादेन : क्योँ ? ?
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STD वाला : अबे नर्क से नर्क फ्री है.
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हाहाहाहा ठोको लाइक सच्चे भारतीय ही लाइक करें 

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Damdaar Jokes In Hindi - Fadu Jokes in Hindi

Damdaar Jokes In Hindi - Fadu Jokes in Hindi

Damdaar Jokes In Hindi - Fadu Jokes in Hindi

Damdaar Jokes In Hindi - Fadu Jokes in Hindi
टीचर - छोटी मधुमक्खी तुम्हे क्या देती है?
बच्चे - शहद!
टीचर - पतली बकरी?
बच्चे - दूध!
टीचर - और मोटी भैंस?
बच्चे - होमवर्क!
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दे...थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़....



बचपन में दिवाली पर राकेट छोड़ते हुए अदभुत ज्ञान मिला था ,
कि .....
आसमान छूने के लिए बोतल बहुत जरूरी है



अच्छी शक्ल ना होना कोई पाप नही है, लेकिन
बन्दर जैसी शक्ल लेकर FB पे 70 लोगो को टैग करना आतंकवाद है..


एक रिसर्च के मुताबिक ‪सुदंर_लडकियों‬ को
‪कम_अक्ल‬ लडके पसंद आते है ;)
साला तभी सोचू... अभी तक मेरी ‪जिन्दगी‬ मे लडकी
क्यों नही आई ;)

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Jokes On Manmohan - Funny Hindi Jokes

Jokes On Manmohan - Funny Hindi Jokes

Jokes On Manmohan - Funny Hindi Jokes

Jokes On Manmohan - Funny Hindi Jokes
Daily Hindi Jokes, Funny Indian Jokes, funny jokes, funny quotes, hindi jokes, Humor Jokes, Jokes In Hindi, One Liner Jokes, quotes, santa banta jokes, Short Funny Jokes, hindi jokes, Daily Hindi Jokes, Funny Indian Jokes, Funny Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes, Humor Jokes, Short Funny Jokes, One Liner Jokes,


लो करलो बात
सुना है कि
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गाड़ी के साइलेंसर पर
"मनमोहन "
लिखने से फटर-फटर की 
आवाज नही आती.... 

😜😝😁😂

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Ladies ke saath haraamipan Hindi Jokes

Ladies ke saath haraamipan Hindi Jokes

Ladies ke saath haraamipan Hindi Jokes

Ladies ke saath aksar haraamipan karne wale:-
Daily Hindi Jokes, Funny Indian Jokes, funny jokes, funny quotes, hindi jokes, Humor Jokes, Jokes In Hindi, One Liner Jokes, quotes, santa banta jokes, Short Funny Jokes, hindi jokes, Daily Hindi Jokes, Funny Indian Jokes, Funny Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes, Humor Jokes, Short Funny Jokes, One Liner Jokes,

BANK CASHIER:
Madam, aap So So ke lengi..

FRUIT SELLER:
Bibiji, jaraa kele ka size to dekho,
dil khush ho jaayega.

DHOBI:
Aap kapde nikaal do,
baaki kaam hamaara.

XEROX WALA: Madam, aage aur pichhe donon side se karna hai ya ek hi side se.

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