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Showing posts with label funny jokes. Show all posts

Jokes on india-Pakistan in Hindi

Jokes on india-Pakistan in Hindi

Jokes on india-Pakistan in Hindi

Jokes on india-Pakistan in Hindi

Are you looking for india-pakistan jokes for whatsapp then here you will find Pakistani Jokes, hindustan pakistan funny shayari, india vs pakistan funny images and more. 

Jokes on pakistan - Pani Ki kami

पाकिस्तान के स्कुल मेँ मास्टर जी बच्चों को पढ़ा रहे थे!!
बच्चों पाकिस्तान मेँ पानी की कमी का मुख्य कारण बताओ ?
जुम्मन:- अब्बू बताते हैँ कि हमारे मुल्क मेँ एक हैड पम्प होता था! जिसे पडोसी मुल्क से आया हुऐ “सन्नी देओल” नाम के आदमी ने उखाड़ दिया! तभी से अपने मुल्क मेँ पानी की भारी कमी है !!

Hundustani or pakistani jokes in Hindi

एक बार एक पाकिस्तानी एक बंगलादेशी एंव हिंदुस्तानी भाई बैठ कर बीयर पी रहे थे ! …

पाकिस्तानी ने बीयर पीकर ग्लास हवा में उछाला और
बंदूक से निशाना लगा कर उसे टुकड़े टुकड़े कर दिया, और कहने लगा:
इस्लामाबाद में ग्लास बहुत सस्ते है, इसलिए हम एक ग्लास में दोबारा नही पीते ! .

बंग्लादेशी यह देखकर बहुत इम्प्रैस हुआ उसने भी बीयर खत्म कीऔर ग्लास हवा में उछाला बंदूक से उसे टुकड़े टुकड़े कर के बोला :–
ढाका में ग्लास बनाने के लिए बहुत बालू है, इसलिए हम भी दोबारा एक ग्लास में नही पीते हैं ! . .

अब हिंदुस्तानी भाई की बारी आई! . .
वो मुस्कराया और बीयर खत्म की और ग्लास हवा में उछाला और बंदूक निकाल कर पाकिस्तानी और बंग्लादेशी को मार दिया !
और बोला :
हमारे देश में बहुत सारे पाकिस्तानी और बंग्लादेशी रहते है, हमने जिसके साथ एकबार पी ली, दोबारा उसके साथ नही पीते !

Bharat - Pakistan Border Jokes

भारत-पाक बॉर्डर पर भारतीय सैनिक: रुक जाओ, वरना गोली मार दूंगा
पाक सैनिक: गोली से डर नहीं लगता साब, कोहली से लगता है…!!

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Non-Veg Jokes for india Pakistan

Non-Veg Jokes for india Pakistan

Non-Veg Jokes for india Pakistan

Non-Veg Jokes for india Pakistan 

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Non-Veg Jokes for india Pakistan

Non Veg 18+ Jokes on pakistan 

Ek Baar Ek Murgi Indo-Pak Border Par Anda De Deti Hai.

Dono Taraf Ke Army Wale Ladayi Karne Lagte Hai Ki, Ye Anda Hamara Hai.

Finally Indian Army Wale Ek Suggestion Dete Hai.

Jo Army Ke Log Ek Din Mein Dusre Desh Mein Jakar Jitni Jyada Aurto Ke Sath Sex Karenge Vo Anda Rakhenge.

Pakistani Wale Bhi Is Baat Se Sehmat Ho Jate Hai.

Indian Army Wale Pakistan Mein Ja Kar Ek Din Mein 150000 Aurto Ko Chodkar Vapis Aa Jate Hai.

Pakistani Army Wale Bolte Hai: “Ab Hamari Bari”

Indian Army Wale Bole: “Maa Chuda Gaya Anda, Vo Tum Hi Rakh Lo”

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Jo Log Pakistan Se Hai Vo Kripya Is Joke Ka Bura Na Man Ke Enjoy Kare.

Aur Jo Log Bura Mante Hai, Pahle Vo Apni Pakistani Ki Sites Se India Ki Beizti Karne Wale Jokes Hataye.

Thanks

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Super Funny jokes on Pakistani Foj

Super Funny jokes on Pakistani Foj

Super Funny jokes on Pakistani Foj

Super Funny jokes on Pakistani Foj 

Super Funny jokes on Pakistani Foj

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Pakistan Foj hindi jokes

फौज में एक pakistani सिपाही छुट्टी मांगने
बड़े
अफसर के पास गया और बोला..
साहब छुट्टी चाहिए,
अब्बू मर गए हैं।
अफसर : ओह, ठीक है जाओ!
कुछ महिनों बाद वही सिपाही फिर से बड़े
साहब के पास आया और कहा :
साहब छुट्टी चाहिए,
अम्मी गुजर गई हैं।
साहब ने छुट्टी मंजूर करते हुए :
ओह, बुरा हुआ!
ठीक है जाओ।
इसी तरह इस सिपाही ने
कभी अम्मी मर गई,
तो कभी अब्बू गुजर गए कहते हुए कई बार
छुट्टी लेली।
अगली बार जब वह छुट्टी लेने गया तो अफसर ने
कड़क पूछा:
आखिर कितने अम्मी अब्बू है तुम्हारे??















सिपाही ने बड़ी मासूमियत से जवाब दिया :
क्या करूं साहब??
जब अब्बू मरते हैं
तो अम्मी दूसरी शादी कर
लेती है
और जब अम्मी मरती है तो अब्बू
दूसरी शादी कर लेते हैं !!!

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Pappu vs Officer Jokes ( Best joke of the day )

Pappu vs Officer Jokes ( Best joke of the day )

Pappu vs Officer Jokes ( Best joke of the day )


Pappu rings a call centre and complaining about his Internet.
Pappu: My internet is not working properly.
Officer: Ok, Double click on "My computer"
Pappu: I can't see your computer.
Officer: No no, click on "My computer" on your computer.
Pappu: How can I click on your computer from my computer?
Officer: Listen, There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer. Ok double click on it.
Pappu: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
Officer: Double click on your computer.
Pappu: On which Icon I've to click.
Officer: My Computer.
Pappu: Oh you fool......
Tell me where is your office. I'll come there and click on your "Computer."?

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Latest top 5 bollywood jokes in hindi

Latest top 5 bollywood jokes in hindi

Latest top 5 bollywood jokes in hindi

Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi… 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari..
Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to mc dege tumhari..
Honey singh: ok bye

Malilika sheravat gives handkerchief to a tailor and asks to stitch three dresses.
Tailor replies what to do with remaining cloth!

‘Rajnikant went to world
cooking championship…
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in
finale???
.
.
.
.
.
Lal mirch ki meethi kheer…’

‘Sholay ki Team ne IPL mein hissa liya
Gabber k Bowlers ne 20 over me 350 Run diye & us mein 200 Runs Extra thay.
Btao Q
Q K
.
Wicket keeper Thakur tha.’

Salman: Aaj mere baap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai,3 farm house hai tumhare pas kya he?
Amitabh: Mere bete k pas tera maal hai!

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Whatsapp status on Girlfriend Special ( bullet chalane wali chori )

Whatsapp status on Girlfriend Special ( bullet chalane wali chori )

Whatsapp status on Girlfriend Special ( bullet chalane wali chori )

Whatsapp status on Girlfriend Special ( bullet chalane wali chori )

छोरी‬ तो ऐसी पटाऊंगा जो Bullet‬ चलाती हो, ‪Activa चलाने वाली पे तो ‪दुनिया‬ मरती है..

Chori to aisi patunga jo bullet chalati ho, activa chalane vali pai to duniya marti hai.

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Funny insult status for girlfriend on facebook

Funny insult status for girlfriend on facebook

Funny insult status for girlfriend on facebook

Funny insult status for girlfriend on facebook

तुम रूठ जाओगी तो मैं मना लूंगा,
पर इसका मतलब ये नहीं की तुम रोज बन्दरिया जैसा मुह बनाकर बैठ जाओ..

Tum ruth jaogi to mai mana lunga,
par iska matlab ye nahi ki tum roz bandariya jaisa muh banakar baith jao..

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Funny whatsapp status on dosti ( friendship )

Funny whatsapp status on dosti ( friendship )

Funny whatsapp status on dosti ( friendship )

Funny whatsapp status on dosti ( friendship )


कुछ दोस्त तो साले ‪‎पैदा‬ ही यही बोलने के लिए हुए है,
कि ‪‎भाई सेटिंग करा दे‬..


Kuch dost to sale paida hi yahi bolne ke liye huye hai,
ki bhai setting kara de..

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NAUGHTY ENGINEERS JOKES FOR WHATSAPP GROUPS

NAUGHTY ENGINEERS JOKES FOR WHATSAPP GROUPS

NAUGHTY ENGINEERS JOKES FOR WHATSAPP GROUPS

NAUGHTY ENGINEERS JOKES FOR WHATSAPP GROUPS

Naughty Engineers double meaning jokes
NAUGHTY ENGINEERS!!??

Four girls took lift in a car full of Engineers…

Since no place available, they sat on each Boy’s lap…

After 5 minutes…

Girl1: Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer.??

Boy1: How do you know..??

Girl1: Your tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area…

Girl2: Are you an IT Engineer..??

Boy2: How do you know..??

Girl2: Your Pen drive is trying to connect with my USB port…

Girl3: Are you a Mechanical Engineer..???

Boy3: How do you know..??

Girl3: Your Piston is trying to move into my cylinder….

Girl4: Are you a Civil Engineer..??

Boy4: How do you know..???

Girl4: Your dam has broken and flooded my village….

??????????
Stop laughing And forward this to other engineers
??..

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Latest Hindi Chutkule and Funny Jokes

Latest Hindi Chutkule and Funny Jokes

Latest Hindi Chutkule and Funny Jokes

Latest Hindi Chutkule and Funny Jokes

पायलट ने अपने सह पायलट से कहा –
जहाज में आग आग गयी है लेकिन चिंता की कोई बात नहीं ह
ै सह पायलट – मैं क्यों चिंता करूँ, मेरी तरफ
थोड़े आग लगी है वो तो पिछले हिस्से में लगी है. 


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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!


Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari
Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ..
Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai!! 


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जब आपके घर चोरी हुई तो तब क्या बजा था ?
इंस्पेक्टर ने आदमी से पूछा
आदमी – जी लाठियां बजी थी एक मेर
सिर पर एक मेरी बीवी के सिर पर
इंस्पेक्टर – घड़ी में क्या बजा था ?
आदमी – (सोचकर) हाँ याद आया, घड़ी में घंटा बजा था. 

Read More:- Facebook Funny Hindi Joke

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Super Funny WHatsapp SMS and Jokes

Super Funny WHatsapp SMS and Jokes

Super Funny WHatsapp SMS and Jokes

Super Funny WHatsapp SMS and Jokes

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral Of The Story: BE SPECIFIC


Read More:- Funny Sardar Ji Sms Joke

Legal Voting Age Fr Boys- 18yrs..
Legal Marryng Age Fr Boys- 21Yrs..
Wat Is Proved??
"Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A Country" !!!


12 Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good
luck,
525600 Minutes joy, 31536000
seconds success,
So wishing u a
(*) Happy New Year(*)


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I was confused when I read one of the girl's facebook status as, 
"Bang Bang tomorrow night"... Feeling Excited! - With Rahul and 12 others...
I was more confused when her next status was ..haider was better.. 

When a Girl changes her clothes in front of you, She's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned....
...or She hasn't spotted you in the tree yet

Read More:- Girlfriend- Boyfriend or Budha Joke in Hindi

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Funny Facebook SMS and Shayari

Funny Facebook SMS and Shayari

Funny Facebook SMS and Shayari

Funny Facebook SMS and Shayari 

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?
Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!
Yar Khud Soch,
Socho
Yar
Socho
Ans:SCREW DRIVER


Read More:- New Funny SMS in Hindi Joke*

Have i done anything wrong?
Then y r u avoiding me?
Atleast remember me once in a week.
It really hurts me.
WITH LOVE,
TOOTH BRUSH.

Russia 19 attempts,
USA 21 attempt
India just 1 attempt and that's a success.
No wonder we are the country with one of the highest population!!!


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Wife: I have a good news and a bad news.
Husband: I m very busy. Just give me the good news.
Wife: the airbags in our new AUDI worked perfectly fine. 


Read More:- Suna hai sarkar Gareebon ke liye

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Hindi Chut-Kule ( Best Hindi jokes SMS)

Hindi Chut-Kule ( Best Hindi jokes SMS)

Hindi Chut-Kule ( Best Hindi jokes SMS)

Hindi Chut-Kule ( Best Hindi jokes SMS)

Ek Aadmi Ki Patni Mar Gayi,
Antim Sanskar Ke Dauran Patni Ka Premi
Fut Futkar Ro Pada
Pati Ne Use Santwna Dete Hue Kaha
Hosla Rakho Bhai Main Shadi Dobara Kar Lunga. 


Read More:- Latest Engineering Student Joke in Hindi

पप्पू: यह देखो मेरा नया iPhone 6
GF: ओ जानू, मुझे भी दिला दो।
पप्पू: तुम iP 6 रख कर क्या करोगी? करनी तो तुमने Miss Call ही होती है।

वो बोलती है - मुझे
आईफोन 6 दिला दे
.
.
अब उसे कौन समझाए , 
कि मैं खुद नोकिया की 
बैटरी में कागज फँसा कै
दिन काट रहा हूँ !!!!!

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Funny Whatsapp Group SMS ( Hindi SMS)

Funny Whatsapp Group SMS ( Hindi SMS)

Funny Whatsapp Group SMS ( Hindi SMS)

Funny Whatsapp Group SMS ( Hindi SMS)

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai! 

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बिल्लो – नींद में तुम राजरानी, राजरानी
क्या बड़बड़ा रहे थे ? आखिर ये कौन है ?
रिंकू – राजरानी ? ओह ये तो वही घोड़ी है
जो कल रचे में भाग लेने वाली है
बिल्लो – तो फिर कल दिन में दो बार
क्या तुम्हारी घोड़ी का फ़ोन आया था | 


Read More:- Santa Vs Dukandar Jokes in Hindi

डरौनि फ़िल्म देखने के बाद लड़कियां
आधी रात को अकेले किचन मे जाती है
पानी पीती है
वापस पलंग पे आती है
फिर
"जय हनुमान ज्ञान गुनसागर.."

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Funny Girlfriend* - Boyfriend Jokes in Hindi

Funny Girlfriend* - Boyfriend Jokes in Hindi

Funny Girlfriend* - Boyfriend Jokes in Hindi

Funny Girlfriend* - Boyfriend Jokes in Hindi


Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
.
Boy: Nahi
.
.
Girl: Q Nahi?
.

Boy: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He ki Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.. ;-):P :P

****  *****  ****  *****
Father - Boy Jokes in Hindi

Boy in Church : I have sinned.
Father : What's it my son?
Boy : Father, I slept with Married Woman
Father : I get such confessions often, was it Suzy from Gary Apartment?
Boy : No Father?
Father : Mona from Palm Garden?
Boy : No
Father : Rachel from Vila Building?
Boy runs out of the church & meets his friends.
Friends : Did you confess?
Boy : No, but i have got some SOLID LEADS ...?
Moral:
Boys will always be Boys....hahahah lollzzzz

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Latest Santa Vs Dukandar Jokes in Hindi

Latest Santa Vs Dukandar Jokes in Hindi

Latest Santa Vs Dukandar Jokes in Hindi

Santa Vs Dukandar Jokes in Hindi

Ek Baar Santa Cold drinks ki
dukan
per gaya Or Dukandar se bola..!!
Ek pepsi bottle kholo bhai..
Dukandar ne khol di.
Phir kaha aik 7-up bhi
kholo..
Dukandar ne khol di.
Phir kaha aik sprite bhi kholo..
Dukandar ne khol di.
Phir kaha aik Mountain
Dew bhi
kholo
yar..
Dukandar ko gussa aya aur
Bola:
Tu kaunsi piye ga mere baap..??
.
Santa : Bhaijan peeni to koi nhi
hai..
muje to ye bottle khulne ki
aavaj badi pasand hai..
.
.
thasssss
thasssss... :p :D

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Super Funny Hindi funny jokes

Super Funny Hindi funny jokes

Super Funny Hindi funny jokes

Super Funny Hindi funny jokes

Ek din Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne ke liye
dariya me kood gayi.
1 damad ne bacha liya.
.
.
Saas ne use Car di
.
.
2nd day fir kudi
.
.
2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili..
.
.
3rd day fir kudi..
.
.
3rd damad ne socha”Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda”
Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us daamad ko
.
Mercedes mili
wo Kaise..?
.
.
.
.
Sasur Ne di.

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Suna hai sarkar Gareebon ke liye

Suna hai sarkar Gareebon ke liye

Suna hai sarkar Gareebon ke liye

Suna hai sarkar Gareebon ke liye

Suna hai sarkar Gareebon ke liye
6 crore shochalai banwa rahi hai…
.
Aray bhai
Pehle gareeb to khilao to sahi

Khayega India
.

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.

Tabhi to
.
.
.
Jayega India.

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Funny love failure quotes in Hindi

Funny love failure quotes in Hindi

Funny love failure quotes in Hindi

Funny love failure quotes in Hindi

Boy: I Love U
Girl: But I Love Someone Else.
!
!
!
!
Boy: Okay, No Problem…
your happiness Is More
Important For Me Than Ur Love.
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MORAL: Jaha Aur Kuch Nahi Kar
Sakte Wahan
Dialogue To Acche chipka dene chahiye..

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Teacher-Pappu funny Hindi jokes

Teacher-Pappu funny Hindi jokes

Teacher-Pappu funny Hindi jokes

Teacher-Pappu funny Hindi jokes


TEACHER:- अगर कल home work नही किया
तो मुर्गा बनाऊंगा !!
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Pappu:- सर मैं मुर्गा नही खाता
मटर पनीर बना लेना.

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