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Best Bollywood Two Line Status in Hindi

Best Bollywood Two Line Status in Hindi

Best Bollywood Two Line Status in Hindi

hehar ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai?

Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?

Serials ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum hai
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kahan hai?

Ab ret pe nage pao tahelte kyu nahi?
108 hai channel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi?

Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai,
lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi.

Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,
Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai?

Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai?
Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh banana kya hai?

To Dosto Shehar ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai
Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai?

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Hindi akad whatsapp one line status ( uphas status )

Hindi akad whatsapp one line status ( uphas status )

Hindi akad whatsapp one line status ( uphas status )

अमीर होता तो बाज़ार से खरीद लाता नकली… गरीब हूँ इसलीये दिल असली दे रहा हु…

कोई भी उस व्यक्ति से प्रेम नहीं करता जिससे वो डरता है.

सामने है जो उसे लोग बुरा कहते है, जिसको देखा ही नहीं उसको खुदा कहते हैं ?

पढ़ रहा हुं मैं इश्क की किताब अगर बन गया वकील तो , बेवफओं की खैर नही…।

मै उसको चाँद कह दू ये मुमकिन तो है मगर लोग उसे रात भर देखें ये मुझे गवारा नहीं…

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Chichhora ( छिछोरा‬ ) Whatsapp Status in HIndi

Chichhora ( छिछोरा‬ ) Whatsapp Status in HIndi

Chichhora ( छिछोरा‬ ) Whatsapp Status in HIndi

Chichhora ( छिछोरा‬ ) Whatsapp Status in HIndi

एक‬ तो ‪‎लड़का‬ हूँ, ‎ऊपर‬ से ‪‎छिछोरा‬,
लाइन‬ तो ‪‎मारूँगा‬ ना ‪‎बेबी‬ किसी ‪‎गर्ल्स‬ को ‪‎प्रॉब्लम‬ है, तो Keep Safe Distance‬..


Ek to ladka hu, upar se chichhora,
line to marunga na baby kisi girls ko proble, hai to keep safe distance..

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Swagger Attitude English quotes and who status

Swagger Attitude English quotes and who status

Swagger Attitude English quotes and who status

Swagger Attitude English quotes and who status

Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

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Top 5 Rude Attitude quotes and status

Top 5 Rude Attitude quotes and status

Top 5 Rude Attitude quotes and status

Top 5 Rude Attitude quotes and status

I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.

You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behavior.

Some people are living with a double personality like mean inside but nice outside.

Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon :)

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Rude whatsapp and Facebook quotes for ex

Rude whatsapp and Facebook quotes for ex

Rude whatsapp and Facebook quotes for ex


Rude whatsapp and Facebook quotes for ex

Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone’s mouth while they are talking?


Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong in U.

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Funny Bollywood whatsapp status 2016

Funny Bollywood whatsapp status 2016

Funny Bollywood whatsapp status 2016

Funny Bollywood whatsapp status 2016

ज़िन्दगी में कोई साथ दे या ना दे,
‎Arijit Singh‬ के ‪‎Songs‬ हमेशा साथ देते है.
Zindagi mai koi saath de ya na de,
Arijit Singh ke songs hamesha saath dete hai..

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Bollywood shayari on love for whatsapp status

Bollywood shayari on love for whatsapp status

Bollywood shayari on love for whatsapp status

Bollywood shayari on love for whatsapp status

एक पल में जो आकर गुजर जाए ये हवा का वो jhoka hai .. 
aur कुछ नही प्यार kahti hai दुनिया जिसे, 
Ek रंगीन धोखा hai .. aur कुछ नही

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Top 5 Ever Green Love Movie Dialogue

Top 5 Ever Green Love Movie Dialogue

Top 5 Ever Green Love Movie Dialogue

Top 5 Ever Green Love Movie Dialogue 

Kal Ho Naa Ho
“Mere naina sirf Naina ko dhoond tey hain… mein ankhein band karta hun toh tumhe dekhta hun.. aur jab ankhein kholta hun toh tumhe dekhna chahta hun!! I love you Naina I love you very very much!!!”


Aashiqui 2 
“Yeh zindagi chal toh rahi thi … par tere aane se maine jeena shuru kiya.”

Mohabbatein
"Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasaan nahin hota, har mod par khushi nahin milti, par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chhorte, to mohabbat ka saath kyon chhorein."

Devdas
“Chandarmukhi is bhare paimane mein aur sharaab dalogi to kya hoga, chalak jayega. Isi tarah Paro ke naam se bhara pada hai paiman-e-devdas bhi...aur bharogi to chalak jayega. Khud toh girega tumhe bhi gira dega zameen pe”.


Pakeezah
“Aapke paaon dekhe. Bahut haseen hain. Inhe zameen par mat utariiega, Maile ho jaayenge –Aapkaa ek humsafar…”

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High Rated Bollywood Dialogues for facebook

High Rated Bollywood Dialogues for facebook

High Rated Bollywood Dialogues for facebook

High Rated Bollywood Dialogues for facebook
"Tum kya leke aaye the … Aur Kya Leke Jaoge" By Kancha Cheena (Sanjay Dutt)

"Peene ki capacity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance aur naam ka khauf … kabhi bhi kam nahi hona chahiye"
By Shoaib Khan (Akshay Kumar)

"Dua mein yaad rakhna" By Sultan Mirza(Ajay Devgan)

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