funny jokes

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the Tree give you?"
Student: "Oxygen!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"



Sad Luv Story (In Sms)
Girl: Hi Darling.!
Boy: Hi Sweety.!
(Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U There Or Busy ?
Boy: Hey Am Here (Sending Failed)
Girl: Are U Ignoring Me?
Boy: No No.
(Network Problem Sending Failed)
Girl: Ok Fine. Don't Talk With Me..
Gud Bye!!
Boy: Jake Mar Sali.. (Message Sent)