September 10, 2014
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Facebook Status for Boys



·       Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have 
no wife to go home to, or they do. :p




·       Dear Good Boys,
          do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.





·       Girls don't need make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?




·       "I am single, because i haven't found someone who deserves ME"




·       A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.




·       My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate.... Now I have 2 Girlfriends! :p




·       A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished. :P




·       Latest research: "Boys Always remain faithful to girlfriend....!!!"


        But Which Girlfriend...?          
   That is still a topic of research! :P





·       Dear girls, don`t flatter yourself. i sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal.




·       you`ll never loose women by chasing money. But you`ll loose money by chasing women.




·       Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.




·       It`s funny how girls RUN from the guy who try to make them happy, and FIGHT for the ones that make them cry.




·       Don`t take too much time to text her back.. It makes her feel you`re talking to someone more important than her.




·       Girls Are Like Police. Once They Get Hold Of All The Evidences, They Still Want To Hear The Truth From You.

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