2016 Best Diwali quotes and wishes

diwali quotes and wishes

1) Funny Diwali Sms in Hindi

Amitabh bachchan –
Mere paas rocket hai,
Shurli hai, chakri hai,
Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai,
Tumhare paas kya hain….?

Shashi kapoor –
Mere paas Maaaa
Maa…chis hai   

Wish You a Very Happy Diwali

2) Funny Diwali Sms in English Messages

Santa: How does a married man
celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad….?
Santa: No. By sending his wife
to her parents’ place 

Happy Deepavali

3) Happy Diwali Jokes in Hindi for Friends

Wish u Happy Diwali
I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!

Happy Diwali Frinds

4) Funny Diwali Quotes in English Msg

Husband drunk, came to home
Wife at door: how dare you…..?
You promised me that you
did not drink without any occasion,
then why you drunk today?

Funny husband: darling, the festival
of crackers diwali is coming..!!

Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?

Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear.

5) Funny Diwali Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

I’m maachis & you’re pataka,
together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!

6) Funny Diwali Jokes in English | Funny Diwali Wishes

With my 1 heart, 2 eyes, 7 liter blood
206 bones, 4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D.N.A’ s…
All wishing you a very very
Happy Deepavali 

7) Happy Diwali Funny Sms in Hindi Messages

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!

Happy Diwali to All