Desi indian girl jokes ( Best Forever Jokes )

desi indian girl jokes

Ek ladki college mein late aayi.

Desi Girl: Good morning sir.

Professor: Tum late kiyon aayi ho?

Desi Girl: Raaste mein Ek ladka mera peecha kar raha tha.

Prof: Par tum late kiyon ho gayi?

Desi Girl: Vo ladka bohot slow chal raha tha.

After breakup:-

Girl - Kamine maine jo wallet,watch, deo, tshrt, jeans, 

belts, shoes diye thae sab wapas kar !
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Boy-Tu petrol wapis kar
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Girl - kya me apne janu se mazak bhi nahi kar sakti. :D

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le k

ghumne jata hai
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. ar bahat tez barish ho jati hai
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Socho bahat tez barish me kya hua

hoga..
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Socho...
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Socho...
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Nahi pata... .
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Ladki ka makeup utar jata hai..
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ladka dar k bhag jata hai...

Hahahahaha