funny status quotes whatsapp
Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just kidding!” is my favorite.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
— Winnie the Pooh
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
— William Shakespeare
I put the pro in procrastinate.
— Unknown
Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.
— Unknown
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
— Unknown
It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek.
— Unknown
If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool.
— Unknown
We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.
— Unknown
I’m gonna go take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it.
— Unknown
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