October 16, 2014
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Today's Whatsapp Jokes


Tufaani baarish

 Aadhi raat

 Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gaya 

Pizza wala:- aap married ho??

Aadmi:- saale, aise tufaan me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi. ������

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1 Sharabi Train Ki PATRI Par So Gaya,
1 Aadmi Bola Train Ayegi To Mar Jayega.
Sharabi-Saale Abhi AEROPLANE Upar Se Gaya, Kuch Nahi Hua To TRAIN Kya chij he;-)������������
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Difference between talent and god’s gift:

A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.

A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is god’s gift. ������������
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