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Teacher at class:"suno bachcho kal tum
logo ka group photo shoot hoga,, . Sab log
apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kr aana,,
.
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Pappu: "saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili
bhagat hoti hai,,
Ek photo k 20/- rupye lagte hai aur hum
logo se 50_50 rupye liye ja rahe hai,, .
Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge matlab akele apni class me 60
bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. . khuliLoot
macha rakhi hai in logo ne,,
..
Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me
baith k samosa khayenge aur hum bachchon ko milega Ghanta,,. Chal bhai
tappu ghar chalte hai kal mummy se
Rs.50/- le k aana,,
..
Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi rah gaya,,
.
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Pappu to mom: "Mummy kal school me
group photo shoot hona hai teacher ne
Rs.100/- rupye mangaye hai..

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. Mom: 100 rs!!
khuli loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne,,
..

Fir hamare paiso se ye sab eish karenge...
ruk pappu beta mei tere pappa se mangti
hu...

MOM TO DAD:
are sunte ho
pappu ke school mein group photo ke liye
rs.200 mange hai!!