Top 5 aap chutiya hai jokes

top 5 "aap chutiya hai" jokes

Sun Raha hai Na Tu Ro raha hu mein ye gana Roj Raat Bhar Sunne se agar aapko lagta hai ki Aapki Gf Vapas Aa jayegi to kasam Dance Master Mithun Chakraborty ki aap chutiye hai

are jo bhi read kr rha h usko nhi bol rha m 

just kidding yr  ignore it ;)

Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9

dosto ko forward krke ye sochna

ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega,

kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP

CHUTIYE HAIN

tere liye nhi h boss ye to m ese hi likh rha hu 

tu read kr na

agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki

recharge p recharge karaye ja rhe

hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS

CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh

baat maan lete hai ki wo

JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat

kar rhi the isleye balance khatm

hogyaa ,,,

to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki

AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw

tusshar kapoor today- best day of

my life!!" type status lagane wale,

kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam,

AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone

letes ho aur $1cost ki wajah se

Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to

China mobile use karne wale bhi

kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

Itna Fadu Post padne k baad b

agar Like ni kara

to kasam Mark zuckerberg ki

AAP CHUTIYE HAIN :P :P

tune sara read kr liya beta tu to sachi wala chutiya h

hahaha