Baba k chutiya jokes with pappu – Whatsapp jokes

Baba k chutiya jokes with pappu – Whatsapp jokes

Pappu:- Baba mujhe rasta dikhao,

Meri shadi nhi ho rhi hai, mai
chintit hu.

Nirmal baba:- Beta aap kya krte ho.

Pappu- Shadi hone ke liye konsa
kam uchit rahega..??

Baba- Tum mithai ki dukan khol lo.

Pappu- Baba, wo kholi hui hai, mere father ki
mithai ki hi dukan hai.

Baba: Shanivar ke din subah 9 baje khola karo.

Pappu- Shani mandir ke paas hi
meri dukan h or 9 baje hi kholta hu.

Baba- Kale rang ke kutte ko mithai
khilaya karo.

Pappu- Mere ghar me kala kutta
hi hai, subah sham mithai
khilata hu.

Baba- Somvar ko shiv mandir jaya
karo.

Pappu- Main keval somvar hi nhi
har din shiv mandir jata hu.

Baba- Kitne bhai behan ho.

Pappu- Baba aap ke hisaab se shadi ke liye kitne bhai
behan hone
chhaiye.

Baba- Do bhai ek behan.
Pappu- Mere sach me do bhai ek
bahen hi hai.

Baba- Daan diya karo.

Pappu- Baba mene anath ashram
khol rakha hai, roz daan karta hu.

Baba- Badrinath kitni baar gaye ho.

Pappu- Baba aap ke hisab se shadi
ke liye kitni baar badrinath jana
chahiye….??

Baba- kam se kam 2 baar.

Pappu- Main bhi 2 baar hi gaya hu.

Baba- Nile rang ki shirt pehna karo.

Pappu- Baba mere pas nile rang ki
hi shirt hai, kal dhone ke liye utari thi, aaj subah fir
pehan lunga.

Pappu- Baba ek sawal puchu.

Baba- Han jarur.

Pappu- kya mere mathe pe aap ko
chutiya likha hua dikh raha hai….??

Baba- Nahi to.

Pappu- To fir kyo itne sare logo ko
baithe bithaye chutiya banate
ho Baba ek baat aur bolu.

Baba- Han bolo

Pappu- Main pehle se shadi shuda hu
aur 2 baccho ka baap bhi….. Idhar se gujar raha
tha, socha ???????? ???? ????? ?? ??? ????

Pappu Rocked… BABA Shocked…