Yo Mamma Jokes for facebook

Yo Mamma Jokes for facebook

Yo mama’s so fat, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a scale, and it said “One at a time please”
Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said “To be continued”
Yo mama’s so fat, she has to put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing “We are Family”
Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a gamecube, and made it a gameboy advance
Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat, people yell “taxi!”
Yo mama’s so fat, she had to iron her pants in the driveway.
Submitted by Katelyn.