Best Funny Jokes Collection
Positive thinking poem
little bird in the sky
dropping shit into ur eye
u dont worry u dont cry
u just thank god that cows do not fly.... :D
Two Hunters Are Out In The Woods When One Of Them Collapses.
He Doesn’t Seem To Be Breathing And His Eyes Are Glazed.
The Other Man Pulls Out His Cell Phone And Calls Emergency Services.
He Gasps To The Operator: “My Friend Is Dead, What Can I Do?”
The Operator In A Calm, Soothing Voice Replies: “Take It Easy, I Can Help. First, Let’s Make Sure He’s Dead”
There Is A Silence, Then A Shot Is Heard.
Back On The Phone, The Hunter Says: “Ok, Now What?“
