Whatsapp Jokes Sms and Jokes Quotes
"Maulvi saheb apki Fees?"
Maulvi: Janaab, Begum Ki Khoobsurti Ke Mutabiq De do..!
Dulhe Miya Ne 10 ka note De Diye aur uth kar jaane lage.
Achanak Hawa Se Dulhan Ka Ghoonghat Uth Gaya..
Maulvi:
Amma,, Miya Baki paise To Lete jao.
Baap: Beta !!! zindagi me kabhi Charas na peena,
warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi ja rahay he na Wo 8 nazar aayenge,
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Beta: "Magar Dad! wo to sirf 2 Aadmi he!
