Clever Statuses and status for facebook

Clever Statuses and status for facebook

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Better late than never, but never late is better.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.