Fadu Engineer Jokes - Top Engineer Jokes Collection

Fadu Engineer Jokes - Top Engineer Jokes Collection

Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
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ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.


Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le ...

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10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.

Pilot - Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!

Teacher - "Ye Qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hain! Bajao taaliyaan!"

Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!

Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!


MORAL: Doctor, bano ya Engineer, GURU toh aakhir GURU hi hota hai.

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Engineer to rikshawala : Are o
bhai khali
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. Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali
hoon
sahab....
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Engineer : Aao Chalo Phir

Taash khelte hain.... :-D

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Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend..

Pilot's Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha
Teacher's Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe
Dentist's Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi 
C.A.'S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha...
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" Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna"