June 18, 2015
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Funny Cute Flirty Quotes For Him

God was showing off when He created you.

It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

To be perfectly honest I don't really give a damn what my status says. I'm just so glad your wasting your time reading it.

I'd be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Coz you only entered once, since then you never came out.

Advice to women: Date like a man and you'll never get hurt.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you..

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

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