Whatsapp Attitude Status in Hindi one line

Whatsapp Attitude Status in Hindi one line 

Hum to Mummy ke itne layak bache h ki, jab tak Mummy subha uthne ke liye na bole, tab tak majaal h jo aankh bhi kholde.
Itna bhi gumaan na kar apni jeet pe aye bekhabar,
Shahar mein teri jeet se zyada charche toh meri haar k hain.
Bure hai hum tabhi to jee rahe hai,
Ache hote to duniya jeene nahi deti.

Jeetne ka maza tabhi hai, jab haar ne ka risk ho.

Tera ego toh 2 din ki kahani hai…… But meri AKAD toh Khandaani hai….!!!!!!

Kam aisa karo ki naam ho jaye..warna naam aisa karo ki naam lete hi kaam ho jaye.

Humaare jindagi ki khaani kuch aisi h, jisme Hero bhi hum h aur Villain bhi hum.