Facebook Annoying People Quotes and Status

Facebook Annoying People Quotes and Status

No one ever seems to realize that when someone says, “The last thing I want to do is hurt you,” basically implies that there is a list and hurting you is on it.

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.

I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you.