September 28, 2015
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Witty Facebook Status quotes for Annoying person

I’m in my happy place . . . PLEASE DON’T RUIN IT!


CDO. It’s like OCD, except the letters are in alphabetical order…like they should be.

If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

There's always that one kid in PE class who thinks it's the fucking Olympics. Calm. The. Fuck. Down.


You ever notice that ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together is ‘Theirs’? Coincidence? I think not!

Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced.

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