October 02, 2015
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Whatsapp Flirting Status and Quotes

I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

I can't read lips unless they are touching mine.

God made mud ... God made dirt ... God made guys so girls can flirt.

When I count my blessings, I count you twice.

I used to be a terrible flirt. I am much better at it now.

Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.

The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.

If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.

Love Happens Automatically. Manual working of it is called Flirting..:P

If you don't smoke, I don't know why.

I dont need to dream, I got you!

Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.

It makes me smile to wake up next to you.

You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

God was showing off when He created you.

It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

To be perfectly honest I don't really give a damn what my status says. I'm just so glad your wasting your time reading it.

I'd be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Coz you only entered once, since then you never came out.

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