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February 22, 2016
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I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.

 Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

 Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.

 Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

 Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

 I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.
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