October 12, 2015
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Top 20 Attitude and Funny whatsapp status

1)CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.

2)Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

3)I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

4)When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

5)When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity……Albert Einstein .

6)Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

7)Yeah you ,the one reading my status..Get Lost.          …..more cool whatsapp status

8)Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u :);)

9)Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.

10)Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

11)Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

12)Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

13)Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!

14)There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.

15)Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

16)Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

17)An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion!

18)I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

19)”Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.” – Rachel Zoe

20)Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.

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