If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)
Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
In a cramped bus.. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)
Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
In a cramped bus.. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.
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