Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi… 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari..
Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to mc dege tumhari..
Honey singh: ok bye
Malilika sheravat gives handkerchief to a tailor and asks to stitch three dresses.
Tailor replies what to do with remaining cloth!
‘Rajnikant went to world
cooking championship…
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in
finale???
.
.
.
.
.
Lal mirch ki meethi kheer…’
‘Sholay ki Team ne IPL mein hissa liya
Gabber k Bowlers ne 20 over me 350 Run diye & us mein 200 Runs Extra thay.
Btao Q
Q K
.
Wicket keeper Thakur tha.’
Salman: Aaj mere baap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai,3 farm house hai tumhare pas kya he?
Amitabh: Mere bete k pas tera maal hai!
Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to mc dege tumhari..
Honey singh: ok bye
Malilika sheravat gives handkerchief to a tailor and asks to stitch three dresses.
Tailor replies what to do with remaining cloth!
‘Rajnikant went to world
cooking championship…
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in
finale???
.
.
.
.
.
Lal mirch ki meethi kheer…’
‘Sholay ki Team ne IPL mein hissa liya
Gabber k Bowlers ne 20 over me 350 Run diye & us mein 200 Runs Extra thay.
Btao Q
Q K
.
Wicket keeper Thakur tha.’
Salman: Aaj mere baap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai,3 farm house hai tumhare pas kya he?
Amitabh: Mere bete k pas tera maal hai!
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