I know I’m not perfect, I’m vintage, which means my flaws make me priceless!
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World. BUT… Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
The reason good men are hard to find is because they’re usually too busy working.
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
You can’t make everyone happy, so today I think you should focus on me.
The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.
If you’re wondering why you’re single, date someone. You’ll remember
Waiter: Would u like ur coffee black sir? Me: What other colors do u have?
The best way to let people remember you is to ‘borrow money from them’
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World. BUT… Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
The reason good men are hard to find is because they’re usually too busy working.
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
You can’t make everyone happy, so today I think you should focus on me.
The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.
If you’re wondering why you’re single, date someone. You’ll remember
Waiter: Would u like ur coffee black sir? Me: What other colors do u have?
The best way to let people remember you is to ‘borrow money from them’
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