Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
The awkward moment when you`re eating dinner at someone else`s house & you don`t like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.
"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah""Ok then i`m coming."
Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there`s food in the fridge." "That`s not what I asked..
Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
The awkward moment when you`re eating dinner at someone else`s house & you don`t like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.
"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah""Ok then i`m coming."
Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there`s food in the fridge." "That`s not what I asked..
Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
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