Breakup Alone Fake People Status For Whatsapp

Breakup Alone Fake People Status For Whatsapp

 I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn’t them.

Fake love is worse than real hate…

If someone wants you, nothing will keep them away, but if they don’t want you, nothing will make them stay!

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Assassins are impressive. Its not the killing part that impresses me… its that they figured out a way to fit “ass” into the same word twice.

If you really care about someone, you’ll make an effort to make things work out instead of leaving them unhappy & confused.

Stop falling for those who won’t raise you up in the future.

Don’t ever fake love anyone just because you’re lonely!

Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it’s my own reflection!

I named my dog “5 miles”, so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

I’m looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise.

I pretend to be stupid, because i want you to love me… But you give me a fake love… because you think I’m stupid…

I was how blind folded ..by your fake love…

Fake is the new trend, and everyone seems to be in style.

Real love you feel it; you see it; you show it! But fake love is just words.

Running away doesn’t help you with your problems… unless you’re fat.

If your boyfriend remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs.

I’m in shape… Unfortunately, it’s the shape of a potato.