Funny quotes for whatsapp

Funny quotes for whatsapp

Yesterday, a girl said me
Pls dont upload ur pics
.
.
I asked why?
She replied
Ki lipstick se mobile ki
Screen kharab ho jati.
Lol.
- ajay#rockstar

 Mera Junun Hai Tu - Attitude Sad Love Status 

A girl with one lover is an angel.
A girl with two lovers is a monster.
A girl with three lovers is a girl .
- Tarik Ramadan

Love does not begin and end the way we
seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is
a war; love is a growing up.
- adeshr3@facebook.com

Smile, it’s the second best thing you
can do with your lips.
- ADESH RANJAN

Love is a bitch, and bitches ain't shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Lil Wayne

Necessity is the mother of inventions and
Girlfriend is the mother of necessities.
- MyLife

 Latest Hindi Whatsapp Status 

"Love is like an egg, it breaks easily and stinks if it gets to old"
- Quacki Poona

If Girls cry then they are trying to fool you, but if Boys cry then they get fooled.
- Just a nobody

I am infected by your love virus.