September 01, 2014
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Funny Jokes for Whatsapp 




Height of prank call

Hello pooja hai...?

Nahi...

To karvalo... Jai Mata Di !!!!




Height of irritating someone:"

Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi..


Thodi der baad..
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi bola na..

Boy:" pen hai pen ??
Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi
Kuch der baad...
Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???
Girl:" nahi..
Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..


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A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.

Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega...


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Ek aur...

Heart melting love story:

Boy: I can't marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?








Boy: My wife & 2 kids. 



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Ek aur...

Dr:Kaise aana hua?

Patient: Doctor saab tabiyat theek nahi hain

Dr: Sharab peete ho?

Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !



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 Bas last..

Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
W
Teacher-Aur batao?
Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum

Mata raani ki kripa....
Aap sunao...??





One more Height of prank call.

Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi.... Hang up


After some time again
Hello Popatlal hai?
Bola na nahi hai.... Hang up



And again
Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi hai mere baap.... Hang up



And one more time
Hello Popatlal hai?
haan hai bol, kya chahiye



chal hat,.....
jhut mat bol, .. .....
Popat green hota hai.. .....
Lal nahi........



 jaldi send karo bilkul naya hai 

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