Top silly quotes and status ever with profile dp

Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy

I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.

If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.