Don�t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street!!!
A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front.
Your whatsapp status say�s online �..If your online then why aren�t you texting me!!!.
Sorry we are having some issues right now with our push notifications and �last seen� status. we are working on resolving them.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
If you like me then raise your hand, if not then raise your standard.
life's so shit it makes wot comes out the dog's ass look good!
Is finally driven to the point were they finds comfort in lies and shuns the truth.
How did we go from talking everyday to strangers?
When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything.
Dear God, thanks for making me special. B-)
I can�t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front.
Your whatsapp status say�s online �..If your online then why aren�t you texting me!!!.
Sorry we are having some issues right now with our push notifications and �last seen� status. we are working on resolving them.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
If you like me then raise your hand, if not then raise your standard.
life's so shit it makes wot comes out the dog's ass look good!
Is finally driven to the point were they finds comfort in lies and shuns the truth.
How did we go from talking everyday to strangers?
When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything.
Dear God, thanks for making me special. B-)
I can�t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
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