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When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give
them a reason _!_
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If you are good at something, never do it for
free
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I hate when people look at my phone while I’m
typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn
business :/
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Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone.
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C)
B.
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Once Upon A Time I Smashed My Face Into My
Keyboard And Accidentally Wrote The 5th Twilight Book.
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Imagine Having A Teacher Named Alejandro, And
Whenever He Calls On You, Just Be Like, “Don’t Call My Name, Don’t Call My
Name, Alejandro.”
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F.E.A.R = Face Everything And Recover Or Forget
Everything And Run!
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I’m A Type Of Person Who Laughs At A Joke 3
Times. 1st When It’s Told, 2nd When It’s Explained To Me, And 3rd When I
Finally Get It!
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You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t
Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
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I Hate It When I Have So Many Tabs Open, And One
Of Them Starts Playing A Talking Ad That I Can’t Find It.
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I Like Your Makeup. Just Kidding. It Looks Like
You Got Gangbanged By Crayola.
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THE BIGGEST LIE EVER TOLD; Was When The Doctor
Walked In To Mrs. Bieber’s Hospital Room And Said, “Congratulations, It’s A
Boy”
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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, And Realist. While You
Guys Were Arguing About The Cup Of Water. I Drank It. – The Opportunist
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3 Things That Should Never Be Broken; (1) A
Heart (2) A Promise And (3) A Condom
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There Is Only 1 Perfect Wife In The World.
.Every Husband Thinks The Neighbour Has Her!!
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If You Agree With A Woman When She’s Wrong,
Congratulations On Being Right And Wrong At The Same Time
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