Funny love Short quotes and Status
1. "Love is like a war: Easy to start but hard to overcome." - Mathous
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2. "Some things can't be hidden: Character, poverty, and love." - Yusuf Mosquito
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3. "It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced." - Anonymous
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3. "It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced." - Anonymous
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4 ."What female heart can despise gold?" - Thomas Gray
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5. "A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.'" - James Thurber
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6. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
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7. "The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all."
- Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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7. "The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all."
- Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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8. "Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." - Dorothy Parker
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9. "Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for." - Mae West
"The body, she says, is subject to the forces of gravity. But the soul is ruled by levity, pure." - Saul Bellow
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10. "It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses." - Mrs. Patrick Campbell
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11. "A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it." - Don Fraser
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----Funny quotes about love
9. "Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for." - Mae West
"The body, she says, is subject to the forces of gravity. But the soul is ruled by levity, pure." - Saul Bellow
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10. "It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses." - Mrs. Patrick Campbell
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11. "A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it." - Don Fraser
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12. "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" - unknown
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13. "There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged." - Anonymous (and with good reason)
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----Funny quotes about love
14. "Women like me because I make them laugh. And what is an orgasm, except laughter of the loins?" - Mickey Rooney
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15. "There will be s*x after death, we just won't be able to feel it." - Lily Tomlin
"A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting." - Helen Rowland ----Funny quotes about love
----Funny quotes about love
15. "There will be s*x after death, we just won't be able to feel it." - Lily Tomlin
"A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting." - Helen Rowland ----Funny quotes about love
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16. "Don't threaten me with love, Baby. Let's just go walking in the rain." - Billie Holiday ----Funny quotes about love
17. "Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania."
- Dorothy Parker ----Funny quotes about love
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania."
- Dorothy Parker ----Funny quotes about love
18. "Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution." - Mae West ----Funny quotes about love
19. "My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there." - Carrie Fisher ----Funny quotes about love
20. "My wife and I have s*x almost every day of the week," Milton Berle once said. "Yes, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday." ----Funny quotes about love
